I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.