It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.