If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically