Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!