Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

How would you like to feel the way she looks?

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Always examine the dice.