Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.