Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Only if the computers really love each other.