You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Always examine the dice.