Room service? Send up a larger room.

Humor is reason gone mad.

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.