Time wounds all heels.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.