Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.