It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.