I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.