Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.