A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!