I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.