Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
All geniuses die young.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.