Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Any place I hang my head is home.