I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added