Always examine the dice.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Time wounds all heels.