Always examine the dice.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"