The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.