The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.
Men arenโt attracted to me by my mind. Theyโre attracted by what I donโt mind.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.