A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.