A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.