A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.