A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.