A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.