Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A fool and her money are soon courted.