Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.