Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.