Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.