Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.