Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.