Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.