Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.