Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.