Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.