Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.