A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it