A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.