Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.