There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.