There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.