There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.