There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.