Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.