Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.