Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.