Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.