Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.