Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.