Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'