Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.