Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

Variety is the spice of love.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.