True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'