True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.