True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.