A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.