The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.