Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.