Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'