Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.