Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.