Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.