Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.