When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.