When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

One man's folly is another man's wife.