When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.