When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.