When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.