When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.