There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.