There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!