There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.