A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.