A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.