A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.