A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.