Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.