Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.