A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.