A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.