A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.