Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.