Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.