Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.