Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.