A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.