Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.