The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.