The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!