In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Variety is the spice of love.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.