Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.