Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.