Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.