Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.