Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.