Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.