It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.