It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.