It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.