It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.