It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.