Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.