Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Variety is the spice of love.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.