Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.