Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Variety is the spice of love.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.