Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.