Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Variety is the spice of love.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.