Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.