Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.