Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.