Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

One man's folly is another man's wife.