Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.