When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.