Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.