Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.