Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.