Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.