Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'