Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance