Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.