There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.