Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.