Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.