Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.