Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.