Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.