Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.