It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.