Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.