A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.