Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.