Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.