Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.