Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.