Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.