Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.