Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.