Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.