A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.