Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.