A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.