A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

One man's folly is another man's wife.